On my birthday in 2006 I went to see a world-renowned psychic. This psychic is endorsed by many celebrities. I was always skeptical of psychics. After all how can some unknown force have control over.
What he predicted was in early 2007 I would be introduced to an Asian girl who was skinny and had big boobs. Nothing was going to come of it. I would be employed in a job in my field the following month based out of New York. I would work in management consulting and while at this job I would meet someone who would find me a job in finance. In this finance job I would meet a girl who has blond hair and blue eyes, stands about 5’7″. We are going to start out as friends but eventually I will marry her and have three children. I asked him what else he could tell me and he said you have a tendency to meet people between the months of January-March (the winter) because I see you two in winter jackets. But look for the letter J.
In mid -October I interviewed for a job as a GIS intern and October 30th of that year I started work at that agency. In early 2007, one of my friends whose name starts with a letter J introduced me to an Asian girl whose name also starts with a letter J. She was skinny and had 36C boobs. Nothing ever became of that. In the spring of 2009 I started worked for the federal government and although it was temporary later that summer I was hired as a management consultant. I worked there till late 2010 when i was unemployed yet again. And just last year I worked at a software firm that wrote programs for financial software. There was a girl who was 5’7″ blond hair and blue eyes whom my workers said was totally into me. Me less so than her.
I’m convinced this psychic is wrong. And I am reminded of this scene from the Matrix in which Cipher says if Neo is the one there must be some miracle. If the psychic is right there must be some miracle to stop the company from laying me and several other employees off. After all how can I meet this woman if I am not working there?
I am okay with him not being right. The problem is that he was right about everything that was negative and wrong about everything that had any positive connotation. The psychic predicted I would never make in into the military or become a reality television star. And trust me I tried VERY hard to get into the military the last few years.
As the oracle says to Neo….You’re going to walk away and not believe any of that fate crap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvaE_HCMimQ