Every year TIME Magazine has a nomination for the person of the year. This year Dick will feature the Dickwatch Person of the Year. Who do you think should win this award? In years past Dickwatch person of year winners have all been male.
In 2003 Dick’s roommate from that college won the award for losing an entire dorm room of Dick’s belongings.
In 2004 Dick’s associate deans of that college won the award and got a bottle of wine and Dick’s diploma refusal.
In 2005 Shonna Bertechelli, Dick’s former boss at the gym and ultra marathon runner received it for hiring Dick back to fold towels and empty women’s tampon bins at the health club.
It should be noteworthy that this year my nominations for this coveted slot are actually all women (I mean there is one guy, but he is considered by many to be feminine and gay)
And the nominees are (drum roll please………)
Madie Meyerowitz, Daryl White and Dick’s boss at work. For those of you who missed it.
Madie Meyerowitz is a girl who looks like the slimmer version of the singer Kesha. One of only two women this year who met the sweetest sixteen requirements. She moved to an apartment in Brooklyn and offered Dick the opportunity to be the third roommate but later backed out.
Daryl White convinced Dick to take do programming and accounting at the same time. One other person attempted this in his class and dropped accounting in three weeks. Dick managed to get straight A’s then landed a job at Daryl’s company only to watch him leave my second week there.
Dick’s boss is a six figure earning professional services manager who is the most valued employee at the startup. A person whom Dick respects She is very competent and manages her team and client’s expectations, mentors her employees and is competent. She has a take no-s**t attitude and may come off a bit intimidating at times. And as some of my male coworkers have said: “I am afraid of this person.” For everyone who says you need college and a technical degree should take her as an example, no college, five years in military information technology. She was the reason I got through the six months there without Daryl.
Please email me comments or post them down here. I’m still debating what award this person will get?