Dick’s Summer By The Numbers

Number of Women who have said they want to have children with me: 3
Score Dick received on police officer exam without 5 points residency: 100
Score Daryl received: N/A never showed up
Eligible List Number for Dick: 177
Number of People Who Took This Test: 5000
Richard’s Navy Officer Officer Aptitude Rating: 54
Average Score of Naval Aviators: 60
Number of Pullups, Situps, Pushups and 1.5 Mile Run I Can Do: 20,100,100,9:00
Number of Pullups, Situps, Pushups and 1.5 Mile Run Considered Competitive to be a Navy SEAL: (same as above)
Number of Women Who Met Dick’s Sweetest Sixteen Requirements This Season: 1
Years of Being Virgin in Two Weeks: 31
Money Dick Made Before The Summer Started In Stock Market: $3000 from a $5000 investment
Money Dick Lost in Last Four Weeks: $4000
Weeks Dick Has Lasted At His Job: 13

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